Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Werebeagle

Werebeagle derived from the old English, "Offthecouchyoudarn" beagle. There are many myths about the Werebealge some say they are normal dogs until the full moon, others say they are never truly normal and only change in the presence of food. When they change, they become something else... something more...

The first time we realized that Milo was a Werebeagle, was when we discovered the cans... Cans of cat food still in the bin on the floor... each with two beagle teeth holes neatly placed on the edge and the contents sucked dry. What kind of dog does this??? What kind of dog indeed...

Tonight I prepare for bed, knowing that no matter where he starts out, Milo will end up in the middle of the bed under the covers. Like a phantom he will creep or levitate ( I am never sure) under the covers, lying undiscovered until morning. In the morning, I will see that he has once again not only climbed in the bed, but smarmed the sheets with his doggy cooties..

I change my sheets 5 times a week, not because I like the feel of 400 thread count, freshly laundered cotton, but because I love a Werebeagle.

3 comments:

Anali said...

He looks so cute in the bed like that! Oh and I'm glad to see you on twitter too! Now you just have to join facebook. ; )

I finally broke down and joined. Vanessa and Charles are on there and there's a special application for connecting with relatives. It's pretty cool.

Linda said...

Aw, he looks just like my little guy. Mine just crashes into me at night, so that he can be as close as possible to me!!!

Enyasi said...

Thanks for the comments... Lucky is she who loves a Beagle!!!